Lactea's blog

It has been a while, but now I'm totally bored shitless, so you're gonna have to face it... a new blogupdate!

I was wondering today, or yesterday, or whatever, somewhere between 2 at night and just now..

Sleep, is it really necessary? Or is it just 1 big hoax from Ikea to sell more beds?

I think it's the latter to be honest, because I slept almost nothing the past few days, and I'm still just as dysfunctional as ever. Not that i was expecting any positive changes, but I expected changes nonetheless.

Can we have weeks of 13 days, just for the idea please, just the name makes my head hurt. On top of that, while 'driving' in a traffic jam, some recruiter company car, called 'monday' with the text 'Til' monday' written on the car pulls up next to me. My instinct was to get out, smash his windows and ask for some fucking coffe, stupid pretentious fucking idiot, mondays SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

Anyway, so I have a headache, and I overslept, and I blame everyone for it! Everyone besides me!

Wall of text incoming...

So, since work bores the shit out of me, I'm back here again, the update frequency does actually make me feel like a blogger, weird stuff.

Anywayz... Wrath of the Lich King is incoming, and already people are coming back from their 'breaks', a special welcome back to Kat and Lucy, who finally decided life was incomplete without me, took them long enough in my opinion, but better late then never. Probably more people that left the game in the past year will come back while others will probably go and try Warhammer Online, which I'm probably gonna order myself as well, as I played Warhammer Fantasy for quite some years and I'm not into futuristic RTS games, hence ignoring Dawn of War.

Pff, I usually have nothing usefull to say, so this time around I'm going to try and change that, so that people after they read this blog think: ''Damn, reading the nonsense of that slacker was actually good for something''.

So today we're going to try and avoid boredom, I tried to get some inspiration from Zilas' blogs, but well, he is a retard and I ain't, so that didn't work that well.

1. Masturbation

Ya'rly! I doubt people didn't expect this one but still. Masturbation has a couple of practical uses, it releases stress (amongst other things sometimes), it makes ur life a lot easier if you are emotionally dead and aren't able to maintain the most basic relationship and can't afford a hooker because ur WoW subscription costs u ur kidney already.

Right, I suppose many people don't know or don't remember me, so I'll re-introduce myself shortly. I is Slacktea, and used to be one of Jandora's puppies, and actually, that was an awesome time, I've never been neglected and judged in such an awesome way before, that is before I got my new girlfriend ofcourse.